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Un peu d’humour sur la m\u00e9t\u00e9o.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Au Groenland, deux Esquimaux regardent la neige qui tombe \u00e0 gros flocons. – Je crois, dit l’un, que nous allons avoir un No\u00ebl blanc, comme nous avons eu, d\u00e9j\u00e0, un printemps blanc, un \u00e9t\u00e9 blanc et un automne blanc.<\/p>\n

Une jeune femme appelle M\u00e9t\u00e9o-France : – All\u00f4, dit-elle, je me marie samedi. Pourriez-vous me dire ce qui se passera pendant le week-end ? – A mon avis, r\u00e9pond son correspondant, ce n’est pas \u00e0 nous qu’il faut demander cela mais \u00e0 votre maman.<\/p>\n

Surpris par un orage, en pleine campagne, avec sa maman, David (4 ans) demande, tandis que se succ\u00e8dent les \u00e9clairs : – On les aura quand, les photos que prend le Bon Dieu ?<\/p>\n

Une ville de Sicile affirme, dans ses prospectus publicitaires : Ici, du soleil il y en a m\u00eame \u00e0 1ombre.<\/p>\n

– D\u00e9crivez bri\u00e8vement, avait demand\u00e9 la ma\u00eetresse, les effets d’une temp\u00eate de neige. Une petite fille se contenta de dessiner un \u00e9criteau portant ces mots : AUJOURDHUI PAS D’ECOLE<\/p>\n

Pour la premi\u00e8re fois, un petit gar\u00e7on assiste, avec admiration, \u00e0 un magnifique coucher de soleil. – Papa, demande-t-il, qu’est-ce qu’il fait le soleil, une fois qu’il a quitt\u00e9 l’\u00e9cran ?<\/p>\n

Un employ\u00e9 de bureau questionne un coll\u00e8gue : – Pensez-vous que l’\u00e9t\u00e9 1997 sera chaud ? – Mon ami,je ne puis vous dire qu’une chose. Si ma propri\u00e9taire avait voix au chapitre, c’est s\u00fbrement le dernier \u00e9t\u00e9 qui serait chauff\u00e9 gratuitement.<\/p>\n

Ouf ! dit un mari \u00e0 sa femme, \u00e7a y est, la pluie a enfin cess\u00e9. On ne va plus \u00eatre b\u00eatement bloqu\u00e9 ici. \u00c7a y est ! On peut aller s’enfermer au cin\u00e9ma.<\/p>\n

– Je suis tr\u00e8s sensible aux courants d’air, dit un citadin. Quand je vais \u00e0 la campagne, il suffit qu’une vache lance un coup de queue pour chasser une mouche et hop .! je m’enrhume.<\/p>\n

– Cela s’annonce encore frisquet, la journ\u00e9e, dit un monsieur, en s’\u00e9veillant, \u00e0 sa femme. – Tu as d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9cout\u00e9 la m\u00e9t\u00e9o ? – Non, mais j’ai eu une insomnie, au petit matin et j’ai entendu les oiseaux dans le parc. Ils ne chantaient pas, ils toussaient.<\/p>\n

Compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9contenanc\u00e9, au petit matin du dernier dimanche de mars, alors qu’on est pass\u00e9, dans la nuit, \u00e0 l’heure d’\u00e9t\u00e9, un coucou sort de sa pendule en questionnant : – Quelle heure est-il ?….. Quelle heure est-il ?<\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s une nuit de temp\u00eate, une petite fille se l\u00e8ve en disant qu’elle a tr\u00e8s mal dormi. – Qu’est-ce qui t’a emp\u00each\u00e9e de dormir ? questionne sa maman. – Eh bien, toute la nuit, le vent et la fen\u00eatre n’ont pas arr\u00eat\u00e9 de discuter.<\/p>\n

– Le temps bat des records de froid, dit un monsieur \u00e0 sa femme. Je suis all\u00e9 au chenil, comme tu me l’avais demand\u00e9: En fait de teckels et de caniches , je n’y ai trouv\u00e9 \u00e0 acheter que des pingouins , des phoques et des ours blancs.<\/p>\n

Alors que l’eau leur arrive aux aisselles, le chef d’une tribu indienne dit \u00e0 ses guerriers : – Apr\u00e8s avoir dans\u00e9 deux jours durant, pour faire tomber la pluie, nous allons nager pendant le m\u00eame temps pour supplier qu’elle s’arr\u00eate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un peu d’humour sur la m\u00e9t\u00e9o. 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